Metaphors
- Like a dinner table sticking out in the middle of the desert. Wondering how it got there and whether you are the main course
- Like swimming in place in the middle of the ocean. Too stubborn to give up. Waiting to run out of strength. Waiting to drown and let it end
- Like spending your whole life building a tower to reach the heavens and in your pursuit inexplicably gaining the ability to fly and wondering why the hell did you spend your whole life building that tower.
- Like setting tiger cubs to hunt down a mammoth for dinner before their teeth are sharp enough to pierce its neck
- llike going though a rcheck list i nyour dreams before waking up
- like a cup of posion straihgt thing in the morning to wash away the after taste of more posiounous dreams
- Like a baby kangaroo playing hide and seek inside a den of wolves
- Like saving up work for when you go to sleep
- My entire life I have been looking up assuming I will build the tallest tower ever built and reach the highest height anyone has ever dreamed of. So I spent my life digging a hole making room for the foundation only to find I could not build a tower that tall and all I had left was my hole. Ending up in a hole deeper than everybodys elses still looking up just as high
- Like putting your devils in a box and throwing them into the sea
- Like trying to explain to a dog the qualities of cats
- You know when you drive a car sometimes you get a flat tire. Your reaction is not I do not drive cars they get flat tires. Your reaction is i know sometimes cars get flat tires but it is worth it because I need to get place
- You are crossing over the abyss on a bridge made of cardboard. I am telling you come over to my bridge of steel and you yell back to me no need. No problems so far
- Look they have a great barbecue but if for anything I say your response is but they have sausages, but they have steaks, but they have kebabs and then i ask do you like meat that much and your answer is no I am a vegetarian then it does not matter what they have
- If your car gets a flat tire after 30 years you do not buy a new car and say after two months this car is better I have not had a flat tire in two months
- If your car gets a flat tire after 30 years you do not buy a new car and say after two months this car is better I have not had a flat tire in two months
- if there are two quotes two to restaurants one is fancy one is simple. and you pick the faster one because you do not feel like waiting. but half way though the fancy one tells you here we opened a fast line you do not say nah i do not feel like switching lines right
- If you bought a ticket to the moon. then asked for a discount. but they would not give it to you. so you bought a ticket Cyprus. then Spacex called you and said alright same amount You pay to go to Cyprus to go to the moon you would not tell them too late right
- I just moved it is not relevant right now. On the contrary right now its the most relevant. You just got in the mud let me pull you out before you sink too deep
- My house is made of paper and so far there has not been any wind so there has not been any wind so it has not blown away. Should I stay here when someone is offering me to move to a house made of brick just because the wind has not blown for two months?
- Even though you only use your phone for phone calls if i offered you galaxy 2 or galaxy 10 at the same price which would you take?
- You can fill you fridge with nothing but ice cream and the kids would be happy but you still buy some vegetables
- Would you buy a car without seat belts because it was cheaper
- It is not relevant. You can not know a present is irrelevant till you unwrap it
- It is not relevant. If I worked for the lottery would you say it is not relevant or would you wait to hear if you won something
- You cannot make me change my mind with semantics. I am not walking on thin rope I am sitting inside a steel vault with no doors in the center of the earth
- Kids will be satisfied if you fill your fridge with nothing but ice cream but you still put other things in your fridge right
- If you have troubles with your car you change the engine you do not get a bycicle
- It is like you won the lottery and you are telling me I do not feel like going to pick up the prize
- So you slipped on ice and your solution is to walk on thinner ice just somewhere else
- You know how many opportunities I missed in my life. that IS like saying you know how many times I lost my winning lottery ticket. That is not a justification of anything
- Slippers are also very comfortable but it is not practical to wear them all the time
- Highschool diploma is also enough to survive life but you still want your kids to go to college
- If on my first day the rival company called me and told me come to us at double the salary do you think i would have told but i just got started
- You are renting a smaller house and you are paying more money saying but I just moved. The house is not going to get any bigger the longer you stay
- If you lived in a house your entire life. Then it got flooded so you moved away. Why would you not move back once the house got fixed
- If you picked an apply off a tree and it was rotten. Then you picked an apple from another tree and it was ok would your conclusion be this tree is better
- If you picked an apple off a tree and it was rotten. Then you picked an lemon off another and it was ok. Would you only eat lemons?
- If you had the cheapest laptop HP makes and it broke down. Then HP offered you instead the best laptop it has. Would you say but your laptops break down?
- It is not like you found an unknown flight deal that saves you half the money no one knows about and you do not lose anything. You found a 40 hours flight with 5 stops. Yes it saves you money. It costs you other things
- If you took a long train in Europe and along the way there was a stop and they told you if you want you can switch to another train only on the other train you will be riding first class. would you say nah I am already sitting
- Like in every long relationship there are up and downs or it would not be a relationships
- If your dream was to live in the US and twice you got turned around in the border it would not stop you from trying a third time
- If you ordered a pizza 5 minutes ago. Then you got another call from another pizza company and they offered you 2 trays for the price of the one you ordered. Would you tell them I already ordered or would you wait another 5 minutes to get 2 for the price of 1?
- It is like if you sat down on a chair and i told you your chair has a crack in it and you told me too late i already sat
- It is like if someone bought you a birthday present. wrapped it up all nice. But before even opening it you just said there is nothing in there that you need. You cant know till you open it
- It is like jumping off a plane because you were refused a free upgrade to first class then getting a call from the pilot alright we will give you the upgrade while you are still falling
- Its like if they asked you if you wanted your kids to go to to Harvard or to the local community college if the price was the same
- When you shop at black Friday and you see something you want at 10 percent the price you do not say ill think about it and ill come back next Friday right
- If you got two presents for your birthday. You unwrapped the first and it was the only thing you really wanted to receive for you birthday. But then you were told wait there is another present. Would you dont bother its irrelevant or would you check what was inside?
- Its easy to say everything is alright so far in a calm sea. Does not mean you should not be afraid of a storm when your sailing in a raft
- If you saw a Ferrari being sold for 50 bucks would you wait a day to consult whether to buy it or would you first buy it and then consult whether to return it
- Samsung had the Note 7 which had a danger of exploding and was forbidden to take on airplane. still galaxy is a great phone and i didn't hesitate to buy the Note 8
- If you flew on a vacation and the stewardess spilled some coffee on you would you never fly in that company again as response?
- Its like if you switched jobs and your old job called you and offered you double the money. Sure its satisfying to say too late, but its your paycheck
- there were good times too we only remember the bed. If a baker bakes you a cake of many delicious layers but put dog shit at the bottom. If you take a bite even if all the layers were delicsiou and then you got to the dog shit you wouldn’t say there were some good layers thee. you would say this cake tastes like shit
- Its like people are calling you outside come look at the eclipse and your'e like i'll look at it tomorrow
- If someone offers you to buy a pair of shoes for 10 bucks you are are going to check them for holes
- It's like you were offered a lift to work every day on the company helicopter and you were like nah I have a car it gets the job done the traffic isn't that annoying
- It's probably also cheaper to build a house out of straw but it's not as much fun when it rains
- Have you ever payed to eat in a restaurant where you didn't like the food but the waiters were just so nice?
- I understand it feels good to say too late but there is no point feeling good about saying it to the doorman to get back at the building owner
- It's like if you got to work on foot and you found a new route that saved you thirty minutes but one time a bee stung so you decided it's not worth the risk and every day you take the longer route
- Its life if your roof fell and you fixed it with ducked tape and when a company called you offering to install a brand new one you were like nah i'm giving the duck tape a fair shot
- It's the same comparison between a used and an unused car. Sure you can buy a used car and expect it to give a certain period of time of running smooth without problems. But in the end you would prefer a new one because you can see the troubles down the road. It's just a question of whether you can afford a new one
- That is like if you got a flat tire in your bicycle and someone offered you a car instead and you were like nah cars also get flat tires
- You are boarding a ship that is full of holes. Sure it will float for a while, but eventually it is going to sink
- When you go to the movies do you go to the cinema that is closet or to the one that has the movie you want to see?
- If you went out to buy a car do you go to the lot that is closest or to the one that has the car you want?
- if your'e on a raft. and a yacht sales by and offers you a ride you don't say your still trying the raft. because you know in advance the boat is better and there is always a storm eventually
- If a stewardess offers you an upgrade to business class because there is a free seat you don't tell her its alright i'm still trying out coach
- If you have two super markets near you and you try a new one because your usual has lines that are too long and while standing in the 10 items line you get a call we opened a line just for you you don't tell it's alright i'm still trying out the 10 items line over here
- If you bank doesn't call you once in a while and offer you free money does that make it a bad bank?
- If your country doesn't call you and ask you once in a while and ask how are you doing does that make it a bad country or maybe it just has milion of people in it and not enough phones
- If everybody talked about this great place everybody loves with great food called MacDonald but the first time you go they burn your chips. would you be like everybody is wrong MacDonald always burns the chips or would you think there must be a reason so many people like it sometimes chips get burned
- It's like if you bought a cheap car and everybody told you the money saved won't be worth it because it will break. Then it breaks down first weak. The car company calls and offers you a new one, but you say no i'm giving it a shot. You gave it a shot. What every body said happened. It failed the shot. Take the new car
- You know if you try riding an old horse in a race and it stops to take a nap you gave it your shot it doesn't deserve another one
- If you buy a used pair of running shoes to save money and they fall apart you don't take them to fixed saying i'm still giving it a shot. You get a proper pair of shoes
- Just because you already sat down doesn't mean it's not worth it to get up and get a better seat
- If you tried to make a reservation in the best restaurant in town but it was full. so you made it in another. Then just before you got in the car you got a call that a vacancy opened. Would you go to the lesser one just because you made a reservation?
- Just because you bought tickets doesn't mean you have to go to the game
- Ever had you phone break down? Galaxy or Iphone? Did you switch company or just upgrade your model?
- Do you move to a new apartment every power outage?
- You can buy a bike and ride it for two weeks and say so far so good, but its a statistical fact cars are safer
- I can buy a 100 bucks phone and it can work for 2 weeks and i'll say so far so good, but there is a reason i won't do that
- Where would you choose to eat the restaurant that is so packed people take food outside and each on the bench or the one next to it where 2 people are sitting, there are no lines and all the waiters are only waiting for you
- You can wait but it would be like buying something day after black Friday when you knew you were anyway going to buy it
- If against all instinct you decide to move to live in the swamp and you find that it does indeed stink it's alright to come back
- If the ship is sinking and you are offered to come onto the life boat you don't answer check with me again in 6 months
- When offered a free meal in the best restaurant in town the timing of the offer has very little to do with whether you'l take it. Doesn't matter if you just woke up or if you just ate
- You have holes n your ship water is coming in. I am coming over to let you onto my shiP and you are saying not yet
- Life is a ladder and it's never too late to help someone to get one step higher
- Life is a ladder and its never too late to climb one more step
- People make mistakes every day but we don't throw them behind bars and throw away the key
- No matter how problems you had with the Iphone 2 it wouldn't indicate in the slightest as to whether the Iphone 8 was good
- You don't burn down the supermarket because one tomato had a hole in it
- Sometimes you hear a different story when you listen to two different story tellers using the same exact words
- If I told you of a very popular place where many people got to buy running shoes for pennies would you go or would you say it's probably cheap fora reason
- Just because door number 1 turned out to be a disappointment doesn't mean you wont find exactly what you are looking for behind door number 2
- Don't start burning bridges before taking a good look where you landed
- If you live in a house of straw it's never too late to move to a castle
- My galaxy 2 worked for 8 years without a glitch then it stopped working. I didn't go around saying Galaxy 2 was terrible. I went bragging how awesome it was for 8 years
- Re-locations are always exciting at the beginning, but usually people do come back because they are used to what they had
- It's like fighting with the power companies and living on batteries because of a power outage
- It would be like comparing a black Friday discount to a regular Friday discount
- If there is a flight company that is cheapest and fastest in the world but the stewardess always spill coffee on you you still would take that flight over one that is twice as long and twice as expensive
- Like asking which watch would you prefer silver or gold?
- Like saying I love ice cream but i'm never going to eat it again. How do you think that story ends?
- When you see a restaurant with a mile long queue you don't think bad service. you think they must have the best food in town